bobbing for dick

When you are falling asleep sitting up and your head bobs up and down, as if performing fellatio on a male.

Dude I didn't sleep at all last night. I was bobbing for dick in class all day.

by Dr. SwaggyD November 7, 2015

dick flipping

the act of owning one is halo with a hologram, or flipping ones dick, without a warning.

Jon: dude i just flipped your dick!
Feras: dick flipping shit!

by tamerthelame November 8, 2010

dick vacation

A vacation with the express purpose of taking ones penis away from its normal day to day interactions and be treated right.

Chris and Aaron went on a dick vacation to Nashville; they're going to take their dicks out for a night on the town.

by spizzike March 22, 2017

Limp Dick

The real name of the Limp Bizkit band (Even though they're actually a good band)

Google: Limb Bizkit members
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by ♥🗺☠ March 31, 2021

bald dick

A dick that can't grow hair as if the person hasn't hit puberty

Did you hear Breemo had a bald dick

Yea it was nasty

by Ur gey November 26, 2016

Leather Dick

When, after a party or rave involving excessive grinding of the groin upon a female's buttocks, the penis loses feeling (and occasionally purpose) for hours following the event.

"Dude, I was at the rave last night"
"Sounds awesome bro"
"Yeah, except I got a crazy case of Leather Dick, I can't feel shit down there"

by Richie McCringledick June 1, 2012

duck with a dick

adj. Insanely ridiculous and absurd; comical

When shit is so ridic...that it's duck with a dick.

"Dude there's a $10 cover at this place."
"What!? That's duck with a dick, man. Let's get out of here."

by RizzDizz February 10, 2009