Mule-Eye

The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."

Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!

Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.

by misterburns1 August 6, 2008

Dangle Eye

When someone has an unordinarily large case of permanent cross-eye, when one eye kind of dangles off by itself.

May also be confused with a lazy eye.

"Hey look at that cross-eyed bitch"
"No that's a dangle eye"

by teddi1234 September 28, 2008

Bloke-Eyes

The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.

Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!

Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"

by Rocksteddy January 22, 2009

sip's eyes

almost entirely closed eyes, that look like you have smoke ur body weight in weed..

sip's eyes are so open today!

by okaycable January 29, 2009

Laroo Eye

When some guy blows a load into your left eye and you do absolutely nothing about it.. You let it sit there until your eye gets really red, pussy and gross.

Dude your eye is prety messed up what happened last night?"

"Some guy came in it and i got laroo eye"

by Brenden Hennessey February 2, 2009

Spangle-Eye

Geordie term for the appearance of an individuals eye whereupon it appears that one eye is looking at you and the other at something that happened last week.

Man to person with spangle-eye: are you looking at me or the eggy stain on my tie?

by Tallulah Lovegood February 3, 2009

Whispering Eye

A passageway leading into the female reproductive system; vagina

I've had my eye on her whispering eye for a while.

by Candy Land Man March 24, 2009