Schrodinger tits

When someone offers to send you tits pic but you don't know their gender

I'm in Schrodinger tits situation as I do not know your gender I am both repulsed and aroused in equal measure

by jackblk March 19, 2021

pastie tits

Tits/boobsetc.. breasts that look like pasties

Look She's got pastie tits . Yeah she's got a nice body but she's got pastie tits

by Dirtysilence February 12, 2017

slug tits

Mantits that are so big and saggy that they look like the eyes of a slug or snail.

I went swimming with Jamal and he had some big ass slug tits

by 69_boi September 20, 2017

may 22nd national tit day

On may 22nd is nation pop a tit for engerland day

Hey is may 22nd national tit day *shows tit*
Thanks * screen shots*

by Hhggj May 22, 2023

Shit tits

A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.

I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man

by skids-n-shids February 24, 2022

Shit tits

When you it's 3qm

Amber and adam leaving holiday we then realize holy shit tits I'm suppose to be at work and it's brrrr cold out!!!thus meaning it's also cold and rainy and we're late!!! Brrrr

by amberbooyah May 28, 2021

Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.

Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.

by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022