blue waffle crunch

When a woman with blue waffle stands above a Portuguese man named Mathew and makes him do sit ups, burying his face in her blue waffle and licking the lips before he returns to the ground.

Mr Vargas swore that his fine dad body was from eating blue waffle crunch and sit ups.

by BGwhskey July 2, 2017

blue-footed boobie

Really cold boobs... almosr like getting frost bite!

Alexandrea: Oh my!

Annabelle: What?

Alexandrea: Ouch! My blue-footed boobies hurt!

Annabelle: I went to the Arctic and it never happened to me!

Alexandrea:It's cause Benjamin made me do the "polar bear plung" without a wet suit!

by Flexikins October 10, 2008

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

by Jake March 19, 2004

Bear In The Big Blue House

A long period of defecation with an infinite supply of constipated fecal matter causes the anus to split open. Usually a fatal event.

Also the dankest TV show to air.

"We remember Daniel, who tragically died of a Bear In The Big Blue House attack."

by Ranky64 March 21, 2017

Facebook Chat blue balls

when you look at your contacts on Facebook Chat, notice someone's online, click their name, then it tells you they're offline.
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation

Damn, thought he was online... Now I got Facebook Chat blue balls.

by BallsyAndBlue December 7, 2010

Blue is the Warmest Cheese Burger

As per Bob's Burgers: a special blue cheese burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blue is the Warmest Cheese Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

good night blue cheese

Goodnight blue cheese is like saying goodbye piece of shit.

Guy 1 : *knocks out Guy 2*
Guy 3 : Good night Blue cheese

by 7rigaproo April 18, 2018