faithful friend

what you call your significant other when your super religious parents can’t know you’re dating.

mom- “so you’re sure you don’t have feelings for john?”
me- “no, he’s just my faithful friend.”

faithful friend by juliuliulia July 16, 2019

Best friend cigarette 

When you have just one cigarette left on you and you share it with your best friend.

Bro, one last smoke, do you wanna share it with me, best friend cigarette.

Best friend cigarette by Rishabguptaji August 12, 2019

Good Friend Fuck 

When someone you are close to—or decently close to—needs help out of a relationship with a crazy person.

Jennifer: Carter got engaged to Heather after like three months of dating, and now we’re all worried about him.

Danielle: Well, there’s only one thing you can do.

Jennifer: What?
Danielle: You’re going to have to good friend fuck him.

Good Friend Fuck by livingrachel August 21, 2019

National friend day 

22 april is when you try to make as many friends as possible and when you hang out with your closest friends.Also you get to hug your crush,best friend,girlfriend or boyfriend.If you want to hug your bestie , it can only be one.

Friend 1: Hi bestie its national friend day
Friend 2: OMG! Let me hug you
Friend 3: I have no friends...to hug *goes to a corner and cries*

National friend day by Bunily<3 November 24, 2019

FWSB (friend with some benefits) 

When two people have an established friendship that might be morphing into something more. No sexual contact but physical contact is exhibited. (A special friend who spends the night, there might be making out and cuddling involved)

Friend: “James and I found ourselves being FWSB’s.”

Me: “FWB’s”

Friend: “No, sis. We are friends with some benefits, we just cuddle and make out but no sex.”

Me: “Ahh, FWSB (friend with some benefits). Got it.”

FWSB (friend with some benefits) by Dmart711 January 6, 2020

college friend 

A guy you hangout with on the side that likes to go out and party. Hopes to get lucky with you after you’re drunk. Doesn’t care that you have a boyfriend. Like really shitty music.

Sorry I have to go out with a college friend tonight. I had such a good time at the nickel back show with my “college friend”.

college friend by Dr spanky January 6, 2020

Best friend 

Someone you couldn’t live without. Someone who is there for you through thick and thin. Always keeps you in check, and keeps up w your bs. You make memories with them that you wouldn’t trade the world for. Always there for you no matter what. A shoulder to cry on, someone to vent/ rant to. Always support and believe in you. And always wants the best for you. A best friend is someone you love with all your heart with and nothing could ever change that.

That’s my best friend over there. I trust her with everything and I love her so much.

Best friend by alexenriquez February 1, 2020