dog water

Being waste

Keegan you're dog water

by Lord_Yurp March 11, 2021

Card-Dogged

The act of playing a game of cards on a females back while doing her doggy style. Types of games include but not limited to: klondike, war, go fish, uno, black Jack, 5 card stud or old maid!

Mac: what did you do last night?
Jarvis: yo son, check it. I was doing this gurl doggie style last night and we was drunk as hell!!
Mac: oh yeah how was that?
Jarvis: she wasnt enjoying it as much as me. So to top it off I card-dogged her! Had a wicked game of WAR goin till she jumped up!! Haha!
Mac: wait... you were playing war by yourself??

by C-bear84 September 7, 2010

let the dog in

when your boyfriend/girlfriend walks in and begins sex starting with sucking on the penis

Callen let the dog in so Katherine could start sucking his balls.

by iwanthat October 13, 2018

Dirty Dog

When removing a penis from the anus after anal sex and it is covered in fecal matter from tip to base

"Bro, I went balls deep in her ass but when I pulled out my dick was absolutely CAKED with shit..."
"You ended up with a dirty dog in between two buns..."

by The DarkFire King January 14, 2022

Average Dog

When your animal/pet is simple and doesn't make trouble.

Martha was an Average Dog.

by Little Ratatouille July 10, 2020

Dog fucker

A person who has an unhealthy obsession with dogs. They are very vocal about how they love dogs more than people, and inexplicably hate cats and anyone who likes cats for reasons that don't exist. They are in constant denial that their home, car, and clothes stink and are filthy all the time, and will date someone just to gain access to their dog.

This guy in my class is a total dog fucker. He stinks like wet dog all the time, and we were talking and I mentioned I have a cat and he freaked on me and called me an evil sociopath.

by Tang October 19, 2017

Holding the dog

putting someone in a difficult situation or circumstance

going back on an agreement or promise and leaving someone without options

When you reneged on buying me Choppers for lunch, you really left me holding the dog.

by freightbroker November 3, 2017