Turtle Sleeve

The act of cumming on another man’s foreskin for making anal sex easier.

:Dude how was the Turtle Sleeve last night
:the Turtle Sleeve was great will use again

by Juicylizard69 September 10, 2020

Jersey Sleepwalking

When you sleepwalk in the middle of the night to the couch and watch back to back episodes of the Jersey Shore.

I must have been Jersey Sleepwalking hard last night; there are 3 recent episodes watched in my Hulu account and I can't even remember.

by ohhellooooooo September 24, 2020

Ugly Sleep

the opposite of beauty sleep

"Time to get some ugly sleep." said Nail Parrot after a long day

by Nail Parrot Himself September 29, 2020

facetime sleepover

when two people fall asleep over facetime together

Diana and Steve had a facetime sleepover because they could not see each other in person

by beepbeep October 11, 2020

National Sleep Awareness Day

October 19

You should sleep all day during national sleep awareness day on October 19

by National sleep awareness day October 14, 2020

lotion sleeve

1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant

Has anybody seen Bill's lotion sleeve?
Never touch another man's lotion sleeve.

by MosesI November 20, 2020

Glisten Sleeve

An alternative word for vagina.

Person 1: Oh honey you're home from work!
Person 2: Yep! Now gimme that glisten sleeve

Stacy: omfg the way my glisten sleeve was worked last night was like nothing before
Jennifer: I wish someone would work my glisten sleeve like that

by YikesKP November 28, 2020