Juggle my chicken

Slang for masturbation. Rumoured to come from the Gearhead himself.

Noel: doing anything tomorrow mate?
Goslin: Nah, just gonna juggle my chicken for a bit.

by cumwhore69 April 13, 2017

racking my brain

To think

I was racking my brain for something to do today.

by xNoscopingChampionx July 17, 2016

Fart on my hard on

An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker

Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS

Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!

by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012

Sober as my nan

I phrase used to pressure others into drinking (or smoking) against their will.

Your as fucking sober as my nan, take a drink.. when i come back in 30 seconds i want that can to be empty.

by GuyMercer November 14, 2011

bust my skeroo

to blow one's mind

Well, bust my skeroo! You have grown to be a handsome young man! You were such a dorky sn votty-nosed little brat the last time I saw you!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 1, 2023

shoot my children

To masturbate (you 'shoot' your semen (potential children) when you ejaculate).

Dude1:After seeing Audrey Tautou's nude scene, I feel like shooting my children.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
Dude1:I meant whackin' it.
Dude2:You sick bastard.

by Jimmy Pop March 4, 2005

truesky on my brewsky

Agreeing with a statement.

Johnny said, "That girl is hot!!"
I responded, "Truesky on my brewsky"

by TEJA March 4, 2005