side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

Stein job

When a huge rat gnaw's a stinky pussy

Ewe, someone just gave her a stein job

by glovermang April 15, 2011

Spool Job

An intense tumble and roll move designed for ultimate fighters and sexual wrestlers. It garuantees total domination.

His perfectly timed spool job wore me down and had me pinned in our first round!

by ThunderCurt November 21, 2020

Nub job

When you don't have hands but you still want to jack off your boyfriend

I gave Brian a nub job yesterday.

by Collin102 January 11, 2020

The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by anonymous December 16, 2021

An Italian Job

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.

"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I gave her an Italian job

by Nitrosimp January 20, 2024

Slobber job

When a blowjob is so voracious that the person administering the oral favor is salivating tremendously.

Heidi gave me the wettest slobber job on Tuesday night that I had to wash my shorts three times. So much saliva.

by mikethewizard August 6, 2018