Cock Sandwich

The type of food, equivalent to Listerene, that horny elderly Englishmen use to polish their rotting teeth. Usually consists of the following ingredients:
1 slice cock
2 slices bread
1 pat mayonaisse

I need a cock sandwich right about now- I've been stuck in the airport for five hours without a toothbrush!

by FunnyDude77777 October 29, 2010

Mega-Cock

The burliest of all penis.

NOT ASIAN, usually black, Hugified penis. The Mega-Cock is a dangerous weapon once inserted in the uterus.

by rlle January 19, 2008

Female Cock

A women's Vagina.

This club tonight is a sausage fest, where's all the female cock?

by pusherman_cr July 26, 2010

Cock-sleeve

The foreskin of the male penis.

Hey Jeff, don't forget to wash under your cock-sleeve!

by momosexxxual July 28, 2010

Cock Whisperer

He/she who whispers to cocks, can induce pant-jizzing with only their voice.

"Merlin is the fucking cock whisperer! He made Gwaine cum his pants with just his voice!"

by GenLeFriend December 15, 2011

Cock Lick

One that licks the cock or a fuckin dumbass.

Jesse Arquette is such a Cock Lick,he is always trying to lick my cock, what a fuckin dumbass.

by sisco69 October 14, 2008

cock-holster

a term used to Describe a yapping woman's or man's mouth also, means the the pussey or asshole

the stupid bitch was running her cock-holster all dam night

by Joshua A. Knapp November 5, 2006