Baby wipes

Baby wipes are so beautiful if you see some you want to shove it in your bra. The smell makes your cleavage smell like sardines. P.s it turns your cleavage a funny colour (yellow) which is so beautiful. My friends all like to smell my boobs once I have done it. Sometimes I use them to wipe my babies sick off the carpet so it is convenient to have a stash in your bra. My baby is starting a new diet today which is baby wipes blended with his poo also it drinks baby wipe juice mixed with almond milk and a hint of vanilla essence. My baby’s bum hole is not as sore as it used to be because it is touching the baby wipe moisture every second of the day. Ps if the baby projectiles all over you just slap it and there you go you have red bottoms.

Baby wipes are the answers to life

by Unknownrandn December 21, 2019

Daddy and baby

Male and female lovers
Boyfriends and girlfriend
Husband and wife
All usually fairly kinky 😉😉 if they say it to each other but the girlfriend or wife or just fuck buddy calls her boyfriend or husband or fuck buddy daddy😏😏😉😉😘 and the boyfriend or husband or fuck buddy calls his girlfriend or wife or fuck buddy baby 😉😉😏😏😘😘😍 because her boyfriend or husband or fuck buddy is her daddy 😉😉😏😏😘😍

Hey daddy and baby

by 42069dudeeess December 26, 2019

wall babies

a man wacking off to the point of ejaculation with the sperm going against the ceiling, wall, or the floor.

My brother pass time is making wall babies.

by Toomer May 8, 2008

fry baby

A generally petite female who uses a lot of psychedelic hallucinogens. Also commonly attributed with the DXM crowed.

Usually used in discription of a relationship.

Alissa... yeah, she's my fry baby.

by zoey April 10, 2004

Returd Baby

Term used to describe teammates or enemies in an online game, who are very unskilled.
(Returd Baby is a replacement word for Noob)

"my name is (insert name) and I'm a Returd Baby, Wanh!!"
or
"Bunch of returd babies, put them in a pot and cook them in a stew"(used to describe more than one person)

by spacemandito November 6, 2008

twin babies

a pair of breasts, tits, jugs, mammaries, or a rack that is youthful and attractive.

"Look at Kyle's mom's twin babies!"

by Namer November 2, 2007

Baby Blockers

n. Refers to any variety of oral contraceptive ingested by females for the purpose of preventing a condition known as pregnancy. Baby Blockers are typically prescribed by your friendly healthcare provider upon request and a standard pregnancy test and pelvic exam. They may be obtained at your local pharmacy and or family planning clinic often times for low to no cost. When taken correctly they are up to 99% effective at preventing pregnancy however they do not protect against STD's- so make sure to always wrap it up and follow safe sex practices.

I have to take my baby blockers every day so that I do not become pregnant.

by kasian July 22, 2007