Smoosh Job

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.

Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.

by Epicwins July 6, 2019

Oldham Job

When somebody pulls on a night out, and takes the person they’ve pulled back to their friend’s place, or wherever their friends are staying for the night.

“You know that girl Dan got with in the club? Well he took her back to Matt’s apartment, where all the lads were staying - proper Oldham Job!”

by El Slobo June 24, 2022

whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018

Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.

dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!

by metchsucks August 29, 2022

Jorge Job

The act of pressing two bellies against a dick to jerk it off.'

*In a public romantic setting*

"So babe... I'm kinda feeling the Jorge Job tonight."

"Who the fuck's the third??????"

by George Job January 8, 2025

Savoir vivre job

When you dip the tip of your dick into a glass of red wine and then the female/male companion suck the tip off

Friend: Was she nasty or classy?
Other friend: Classy, she even did the Savoir vivre job

by 623crew March 13, 2021