wagging the brown tail

The need to defecate, make a doody, make a number two,to poop

Having finished my meal, I turned to my friends and said, I really must be wagging the brown tail.After a meal of that scope I had to wag the brown tail, almost immediately.Ron ran to the bathroom clutching his buttocks-shreiking "I need to wag the brown tail!!!"

by Barsinister October 2, 2006

Brown Wing Squadron

A group of individuals that claim they play badminton together, but really just bat each others cocks about.

Looks like the Brown Wing Squadron are off to play with their cocks again.

Squadron leader: All got the bats ready for today squad?
Squadron member: Sure have my good sir, even remembered the lube as not to have any mishaps with our "bats" again ;)

by WGAFA November 11, 2009

Brown syndrome

A girl who just by looking at her face has, will or wants to fuck primarily black males. Usually trashy looking as well. It is similar to being able to tell that someone has Down syndrome just by their face.

That girl obviously has brown syndrome.

by Dane cook July 31, 2013

brown turtle

gay sex a.k.a. butt sex

Dude, bob and chris brown turtled all nite.

by dani January 15, 2005

Michael Lee Brown

the sweetest man alive. he’s the skinniest legend around. Stream “Way It Used To Be” the EP for clear skin😌✨✋

“Have you seen Michael Lee Brown as Evan Hansen? He’s incredible”

by skinniestlegend1213 October 21, 2019

Romancing the Brown Stone

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

by SanG121 June 4, 2023

A Rolling Brown Out

When you have your partner stand over you before or during sex, and they shit all over you

While having sex with my cousin in our trailer, she gave me a rolling brown out

by S.U.C’Kadick234 August 13, 2021