Jone's fish and chips

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.

Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi May 6, 2018

Prison Fish

A derogatory term given to new prison inmates. Much like the opening and closing of a goldfish’s mouth, new inmates are expected to make a similar face for their cell mates.

“We got a new Prison Fish, boys!”

“Show me that pretty mouth of yours, Prison Fish!”

by Knows-too-much March 25, 2023

fish

what cardi b smells like

“damn cardi b really smells like fish.”

by hermandochavez2001 February 13, 2021

fishing in the same hole

Two penises in the same hole.

Bro. We were totally fishing in the same hole last night!

by Kamillia May 28, 2022

Drink a fish out of water

Consuming mass amounts of alcohol... aka drinking more than most people and still surviving

I can drink a fish out of water

by Drink a fish out of water October 21, 2020

Oklahoma ice fishing

Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.

Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.

by Shyguy001993 May 2, 2023

fish breakfast

When a man has an insatiable curiosity only rivalled by his appetite for a superior style of breakfast sandwich that mixes two mainstays of breakfast that separately, have inspired generations of breakfast lovers, eggs for most people and fish for the Irish. On their own, perfection and when combined forbidden, McDonald’s may of may not have invented a fish, eggs and cheese sandwich as a completely unbalanced part of some people’s breakfast. The smell alone should interfere with anyone’s desire to consume this abomination of filth but alas, there are men who go down on women after a night of dancing or simply the gross ones.

Bro 1 “Hey bro, I just woke up this morning and my mouth smelled like a skunk shit in my mouth after eating a strict pescatarian diet with the occasional allowance for cheese”

Bro 2 “ Bro dude, my guy, do you not remember meeting that girl last night at that rave that kept going on about her ex, Elon? You and her went to McDonald’s and ordered like 15 fish breakfasts at 3 am, luckily they’re open 24/7 with hot fish and eggs just waiting to be eaten , ate them all and then you ate her out. It was pretty hot ngl .”

Bro 1 “ yeah I’ve definitely done this thing several times before, I call it the ultimate fish breakfast”

by Trundle Grundle May 3, 2023