The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013
Get the Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Popmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
Get the Todd Aaron Brotze Are Michael Jackson's Successor For Latinu`~`Popmug. by KaydensMom December 27, 2024
Get the sugar pop popmug. Me: "Hey, uhhh you're gonna be really mad."
Pat: "Okay mannnnnnn pop a SQUAT! And spill the tea."
Me: "Well, the workshop popped."
Pat: "YOU DID WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????"
*Kenyan National Anthem Plays*
Me: "Damn I should not have told him about the Popped Workshop"
Pat: "Okay mannnnnnn pop a SQUAT! And spill the tea."
Me: "Well, the workshop popped."
Pat: "YOU DID WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??????"
*Kenyan National Anthem Plays*
Me: "Damn I should not have told him about the Popped Workshop"
by carl smooooooooooooooooooooove February 25, 2025
Get the Popped Workshopmug. 1) (adj/adv) a person who is very sneezy.
2) (n) a rock and roll cookie, much like a snickerdoodle but better.
3) (n) a variation of the game ookie cookie.
4) a snickerdoodle with pop rocks on top.
2) (n) a rock and roll cookie, much like a snickerdoodle but better.
3) (n) a variation of the game ookie cookie.
4) a snickerdoodle with pop rocks on top.
1) Tim is very snizzerdoodle-pop-rock today.
2) Hey, dude! Pass me a snizzerdoodle-pop-rock! Quit bogarting the snizzerdoodle-pop-rock!
3) a) get a snickerdoodle.
b) put on some Dragonforce.
c) gather sexually frustrated guys.
d) last person to spooge on cookie must eat the snizzerdoodle-pop-rock.
4) these snizzerdoodle-pop-rocks are amazing!
2) Hey, dude! Pass me a snizzerdoodle-pop-rock! Quit bogarting the snizzerdoodle-pop-rock!
3) a) get a snickerdoodle.
b) put on some Dragonforce.
c) gather sexually frustrated guys.
d) last person to spooge on cookie must eat the snizzerdoodle-pop-rock.
4) these snizzerdoodle-pop-rocks are amazing!
by DaRoostah August 4, 2008
Get the snizzerdoodle-pop-rockmug. by anonymous February 5, 2022
Get the Popmug. by Leonidas303 November 11, 2023
Get the ukrainian pop cornmug.