sperm-poop 

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.

Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!

sperm-poop by snarf dragon September 20, 2014

push poop 

When you are having anal sex and shit gets into your dick hole, then the girl squeezes the dick, forcing the shit out. Then she licks it up, just like a push pop, but with poop!

Yesterday, after our date, she wanted dessert. So I gave her a push poop!

push poop by classholes November 26, 2014

With Poop 

Instead of "with child."

"Aww congrats! When is it due?"

"In a few minutes. I'm with poop."

With Poop by rderosier March 26, 2019

coconut poop 

Diarrhea, (aka die hard rea) it happens when you eat too many coconuts, this is a reference to a video on YouTube, see if you can find it!

Dude, I had the worst coconut poop yesterday

coconut poop by Mr D man May 16, 2019

Time Travel Poop 

A poop where the pooper feels that little time has passed while doing the deed but in reality a long time has passed. or vice versa

Billy: Where have you been for the last ten minutes?

Joe: Has it really been that long? Must have been a time travel poop.

Time Travel Poop by Opi071694 June 2, 2011

Swab the poop deck 

A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.

I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.

Swab the poop deck by Bungonimus Jones November 6, 2021

mr.poop 

Nickname for someone extra special, bwahahahaha!

Stop being a Mr.poop!

mr.poop by TEB August 21, 2006