get one off

finish yourself while jacking off

Sorry, I had to get one off but I'm back!

by apple bottomless April 28, 2016

Off-Season Drama

The needless drama that happens when it shouldn't, ie., summer vacation, christmas vacation, february vacation, weekends, etc.

Justin sure is loving this off-season drama, isn't he? He should wait at least until school starts...

by Sinead Grabbert September 1, 2005

Beat off crazy

To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.

G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.

by jj March 18, 2005

beat off chair

The chair in your man cave that is specifically reserved for beating off. The proper protocol for sitting in the beat off chair is a laptop with POV porn maximized and ensconced on ones lap.

Don was in the beat off chair airing out the boys to bukkake when his wife walked in on him.

by Beety McMeety January 6, 2012

pulling off a Gopal

the act of completing the process of Chad-hood and becoming an absolute CHAD

Example: He's managed to make 5 girlfriends. He is absolutely pulling off a Gopal!

by Kuu44 November 30, 2020

That's A Load Of Fuck Off

A Term used to describe a blatent lie or false statement. See also bullshit

"That's a load of fuck off Jimmy, your sisters tits aren't that big".

by DJ Cormier May 8, 2008

Jamaican Jerk-off

Applying various spices to your penis during gratification. At climax, the ejaculate is collected and added to savory meat dishes.

In tonight's episode of Hellish Kitchen, Dylan's dish stole the show with his rustic rendition of the Jamaican Jerk-off.

by Metamuciliac September 17, 2015