Baby boomer

1. People who have experience in detonating infants

2. Infant detonators

My grandad is a baby boomer, that’s why I don’t have an uncle

by Yung_Nigget January 3, 2020

affair baby

A child conceived through an extra-marital affair

"Derek, your son isn't actually yours. He's an affair baby with my high school boyfriend"
*Derek has mental breakdown*

by Thehornycunt June 5, 2022

baby issues

It’s usually a girl wich is attracted and gets only younger guys . The guys usually fall easely from her charm and they may have some mommy issues too.

“She’s getting another dude younger than her.”
“She has baby issues.”

by Ciupapitto July 24, 2021

Microwave babies

Microwave babies are the new generation of teenagers born between 1990 and 2018 they do everything fast like Microwave popcornThey don’t wanna work and very confrontational

These microwave babies is very confrontational

by Microwave babies June 11, 2021

Baby Boomer

A very tiny old person.

Person 1: Hey everyone, I'm person 1! That makes me more important everyone else!
Baby Boomer: exists
Person 2: Why is that boomer so small?
Person 3: Because it's a Baby Boomer.

by O' Chungus January 15, 2023

Baby Money

Child Support

"Man, I hafta pay my baby money this week"

or

"Man, This baby money is takin' my whole paycheck!"

by Drawx13 July 10, 2009

Swinger Baby

A child who was conceived at an adult swinger party. They have the genetic traces of many of the applicants involved.

PERSON ONE: "jonny looks like an asian, but he has curly hair?"

PERSON TWO: "he's obviously a swinger baby"

PERSON ONE: "okay that makes sense".

by the.other.guy September 22, 2010