Dogs-Rod

Somebody who has in some way been a general dick head.

Mostly heard in Northern England.

Sometimes used as an affectionate (though derogative) nickname.

Also see Dogs-Cock.

"He locked himself out again, what a Dogs-Rod."

by Charlie Ryan November 5, 2005

dog-a-log

word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.

hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!

by bruce beckers February 18, 2007

crankin' dogs

When one has gas, producing flatulance that sounds like barking dogs.

My god, I'm never eating Vito's meatballs again. I was crankin' dogs all night!

by solomonk3 May 9, 2008

Dog Feast

To dog feast (or dog feasting):

a) Taping some ass
b) Doing your shit with your bitch
c) Getting somewhere with a girl

Basically, getting some ass.

Guy: "Yo, can you reach Ahmed's at lunch?".
Guy 2: "Nah nigga, I'm dog feasting.".
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*walk into room*
Guy: "I just had a massive dog feast."
Everyone else: "Nice!"

by The Underground March 22, 2009

Dog Hoarding

Any person who owns more than 2 dogs.

Me: Man, Jud just got ANOTHER dog - a black lab puppy. . . This is like their 3rd dog.

Wife: That's dog hoarding.

by Myers251 March 27, 2014

Dog Creep

Dog Creep:
A mild form of non predatory stalking whereby a human stalks a member of the genus Canis (dogs, wolves, foxes) in search of giggles and joy, in attempt to fulfill ones own desires of possessing their own.

"that girl is such a dog creeper"
"lets hangout at the dog park and dog creep"
"can i stroke your pooch? i swear I'm not a dog creep"
"Excuse me why do you have biscuits in your purse? you must be a dog creep!”

by shmee123 June 8, 2014

jim dogged

To screw someone over.

Man, my boss Jim dogged me this weekend with more work.

by Nunamaker February 12, 2015