Watering the Moustache

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.

Dude, are you still watering the moustache!

by bbergonio June 20, 2011

brick on water

a floating piece of poop that just splashed piss water all over your back.

dude come here i need you to wipe my back and look at this brick on water.

by rainczech August 19, 2009

Water

A clear drinkable drink that you mortals seem to enjoy. Though some of you mortals don’t drink enough.

Here is the recommended douse of water for a day: half an ounce or an ounce a day. Though it really is different for every mortal.

“Y’all don’t drink enough water and it bothers me as chaos god of this world. I want you to care for yourselves. I love you all”.

by I’m peppa pig! *unholy noises* March 7, 2019

Disease Water

The little bit of water that splashes you when you pee into a urinal

Lisa: um...why is your d*ck that color?
Zac: Sorry, i got a little bit of disease water on it earlier.
Lisa: ...
Zac: What ?

by DsDDdA February 26, 2022

Water jet

Verb

When your buttox jets up water in to your back,
There for having a wet back, and some people even javelin a jerk motion when having a water jet

Oh water jet. Water jet in coming.

by Dictionary expert_numbers one July 1, 2023

Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp

When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.

"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

Titanic water

Water that is so fucking cold it can be compared to the water the Titanic sunk in. A temperature so low you would feel like dying if you were submerged in it for more than 10 minutes.

"Ow dude, this puddle is so cold, its like Titanic water"

by waterpark37 June 17, 2024