Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

This is when a guy does or says something very wrong and a girl slaps him. This was referred by a guy as a bitch slap cause the girl was a "bitch" for slapping him. Now the term has kinda just became an expression for a slap given by a girl. Even, when a guy slaps someone in this way it is considered a bitch slap. Also, girls now use this term.
by Markd September 29, 2015

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

ass a kid when u were misbehaving ur mom would slap you. another definition is when u see a big ass u slap it.
by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 17, 2020

A type of slap created by a girl that went to my highschool. It was named for her because someone would say something so stupid that she would wind her hand back and before the person recieving ever saw it coming it had already hit them. Usually leaving a large red mark on their face.
by EricisanAhole August 31, 2010

The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina
I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.
by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016

by Robert 🎩🏃🏼 May 30, 2017
