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Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
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bitch slap

This is when a guy does or says something very wrong and a girl slaps him. This was referred by a guy as a bitch slap cause the girl was a "bitch" for slapping him. Now the term has kinda just became an expression for a slap given by a girl. Even, when a guy slaps someone in this way it is considered a bitch slap. Also, girls now use this term.
John: After I slapped her ass, she turned around a bitch slapped me.

Stacy: You deserved it!
by Markd September 29, 2015
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strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024
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slap

ass a kid when u were misbehaving ur mom would slap you. another definition is when u see a big ass u slap it.
i stole from the store so my mom slapped me or i slap the shotrys fat ass
by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 17, 2020
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Train Slap

A type of slap created by a girl that went to my highschool. It was named for her because someone would say something so stupid that she would wind her hand back and before the person recieving ever saw it coming it had already hit them. Usually leaving a large red mark on their face.
Dude, you got train slapped! you must have said something pretty stupid.
by EricisanAhole August 31, 2010
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Poon Slap

The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina
I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.
by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016
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slap whore

a person who is addicted to repetitively slapping random people's genitals
Rob picked up a car full of girls... he is such a slap whore!
by Robert 🎩🏃🏼 May 30, 2017
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