A Lift Full of Milk

A mouth entirely filled with baby gravy.

We’d gone to the bogs between the main course and pudding arriving, and I’d filled her gob to the brim with love custard. Unfortunately the down button didn’t work, so she had a lift full of milk, and when the doors opened the carpet got drenched. Had to sit there with a flood of jizz on her top for the rest of the meal. I ordered a cheeseboard and some coffees, too.

by Pete’s A December 9, 2023

Ants in your milk

To be cheated on - a Jamaican term.

Sharlene sneezes multiple times in a row her man must be cheating. Ants in your milk

by You_suckass January 18, 2024

does the chocolate milk jiggle

when you have big double chin

“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”

“Yeah.” *Starts to grab double chin and wiggle it*

“Oh.”

by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024

does the chocolate milk jiggle

When you have a fat double chin and you shake it

“Hey, does the chocolate milk jiggle?”
“Yes” *Starts to grab double chin and proceeds to wiggle it*
“Oh!”

by LynLikesToJiggle February 22, 2024

save a cow milk a milkman

it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow

have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?

by bluea May 7, 2024

Feast of Breb and Milk

/fēst əv breb (ə)n milk/

noun
1. the annual festival celebrating Yura's acquisition of infinite bread and milk, held on April 17, typically celebrated by leaving out bread and milk for The Kot.
"I have such happy childhood memories of baking bread for Feast of Breb and Milk"

2. a formal evening meal, typically one in honor of The Kot.
"I cannot wait to sit down with the family for the annual Feast of Breb and Milk"

"Grandma always makes such good baguettes for Feast of Breb and Milk"

by Rainbow Lorri April 18, 2024

emoji cat heat ahh milk push harder 13+

this is possibly the worst thing ever

i should never look out emoji cat heat ahh milk push harder 13+

by Pottbellyocassional June 25, 2025