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Hairy Tickler

When a man has hairy bitch tits, and it's cold enough in the room or outside to make his nipples hard, a woman can ride his tit like a vibrator to cum on HIS tits .
Jane didn't have sex with him, but she did cum on Blake's tits last night!
Wait, how?

He gave her the Hairy Tickler!
by Think4yourslf April 21, 2025
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Hairy Noogie

Like a normal noogie, but the main goal is to mess up the victim's hair. The technique may be closer to a dutchrub as you want to use your whole hand, not just your knuckles.

Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.
Bridger cares so much about his hair, so I'm going to give me a Hairy Noogie and mess it all up.
by WedgieLoser September 3, 2025
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Harby

Hey, put some harby in my coffee
by bungaounga May 2, 2025
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Harby

he tall
he tough love
he tootsies (he owns toes)
he trinkets
he ticklish perhapst (idk)
he trombone but wiggly (saxophone)
he teeheehee
he thoughtful asf
he the kind
he too many cooks
he tung tung tung tung tung sahur
he tree
he THE ORIGINAL...

STARWALKER
*sees harby* "Harby!"
by Dr John Autism PHD May 21, 2025
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Harraj

The Sexiest thing in the multiverse ever better than anything created shits on terrence, lucas, finnen, austin, axel, jamie, henry, morgan, victor, lucas lyu, zac biddichak, zac clealand, sebastian, alex haviland and everything else especially max abrusse and charlton he is so hot it is impossible to comprehend
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hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025
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Hairy Firecracker

When you place you hairy nut sack on you significant other’s forehead while she pounds your meat stick with her little hands, as she’s stroking you bust your load in her eyes and start snapping in her ears to create the crackle affect.
“Gimme that hairy firecracker you dirty boy” “say no more
by anonymous July 3, 2025
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