Afro Ass

When your asshole has a ton of pubic hair that forms an afro when you spread apart your ass cheeks.

I was walking into the hotel room when an Indian spread apart his cheeks and I saw his afro ass

-True Story-

by Justin Jappey February 26, 2009

Ass hammock

The act of putting your phone in your underwear so you have both hands free when sitting on the toilet

Dont ever use AOC's phone. That nasty bitch puts it's in in her ass hammock so she can wipe her ass with two hands. No telling what kind of socialist funk is in her drawers

by Concretekiller1 MOG May 22, 2019

on my ass

on his nuts

When I come home late, my wife is all on my ass.

by punkpaul October 31, 2017

Ass Blasting

Aggressively flatulating.

I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.

by The spagnetti master! June 13, 2016

ass-fascist

n. A pseudo-intellectual term for one who enjoys manly rape in the ass, either giving or receiving. Usually these types are in leather.

Stay away from Hans in the washroom, he's a crazy ass-fascist.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 6, 2003

ass mate

A homosexual lover. Nuff said.

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his ass mates.

by Mark H July 15, 2004

ass witch

When your Mom is really pissed and beats your ass. She's an ass witch.

My Mom was such an ass witch when I came home late last night.

by MegaAssWitched April 6, 2005