Dick Noogie

Giving a woman a noogie with your bird / dick. Pretty much any place on her body other than a lubricated orifice. Genererally done as last ditch effort to evoke sexual excitement. Or just to be an annoying prick.

My wife rolled over as to avoid me last night. So... I gave her dick noogies to the kidney until she gave in.

by Jolly Colombiano October 16, 2013

Trump dick

A dick so small that it resembles Donald Trump’s belly button weird ass shaped micro penis

Fuck i am so dissapoomted,he’s got that Trump dick
Omg i am so sorry

by Epicureanhoe November 3, 2020

strange dick

When you have sex with someone you don't know.

Yo them Delaware girls are all about that strange dick bro.

by Bluesteel904 October 19, 2017

Dasani Dick

When your dick gets stuck in a Dasani bottle and you start cumming in the bottle

Damn it Daniel you got Dasani Dick

by Big boi 735374756327 November 10, 2020

crusty dick

When you jerk off and let your cum drip down your dick and it quickly dries up forming a semen crust on your penisian head.

I was jerking off and right before I came I realized I had no tissues near me. I had to let the cum drip down and accept the crusty dick.

by DopeyDick October 28, 2015

dick ass

1. One who has a dick in their ass.
2. A repulsive individual; one whom you don't particularly care for.
3. One whose ass resembles a dick.

My, tommy sure is being a dick ass today, isn't he? I wish he'd quit punching me in the arm.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

Dick cheese

Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed

Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese

Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more

by to pro for sho July 15, 2009