meat pan

As a way to propose the idea of having sex, a man lays his erect perish on a tray or pan and covers it with a lid/cloth/towel. He then takes the covering off and offers it to her, as if serving a meal.

"Have you tried doing the meat pan? It works, like: 'dinner is served, Babe!'"

by ndunkeljensen June 10, 2023

meat scarecrow

When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern

A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”

by Hotdogcity422 July 24, 2022

meat carriage

a slang term for pussy. it is derived from a deli meat slicer. the meat carriage is the apparatus onto which the slab of meat is placed and securely fastened prior to slicing.

1) dude, her meat carriage could have fit a whole boar's head ham.

by alex rizzo January 4, 2009

Botswanian meat grinder

When Botwanian monkey anus is grinded into sloppy Joe, put on a big dick and served down a female German's throat as she tries to yodel.

Heidi caught za dirty Botswanian meat grinder last night. That slick bitch loves to yodel on my big swamp eater.

by Frankhopper March 3, 2022

Meat

1) A term used as a noun, verb , adjective, and adverb. It can mean literally anything.
2) An expression of excitement (see Yeet)
3) A word that instantly catches on without anyone knowing what it means

That show was so meat!
Wow meat meat your meat!
AWWWW MEAT!

by The meatling May 12, 2015

Romanian Meat Jancum

When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.

Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"

by F3llerHaterZakinator December 12, 2024

Meat Mit

Large Hands with large fingers, that reseamble a baseball glove.

You have huge hands, they are like meat mits.

by tyler mccall February 11, 2007