Fat Woman - "Your jokes about fat people really offend me. How do you think I feel?"
You - "Squidgy... off you fuck."
You - "Squidgy... off you fuck."
by 100ANDFIFTY February 20, 2011
Get the Off You Fuck mug.1. When someone is too poor to get drugs, so they go out and pretend they're on drugs instead.
2. Normally said by a sxe kid who doesn't do drugs, so they go around flaunting that they're "high off of life"
3. When your life is so fucking awesome that you don't need drugs to make you happy.
2. Normally said by a sxe kid who doesn't do drugs, so they go around flaunting that they're "high off of life"
3. When your life is so fucking awesome that you don't need drugs to make you happy.
1. Guy1: Wtf is wrong with you, are you rolling or something?
Guy2: I wish, dude! I haven't thizzed in months! I've just been so high off of life.
2. Sxe Kid: I don't need drugs to get high! I'M HIGH OFF OF LIFE!!
Junkie: Stfu you fag.
3. Kid: My life is so great I don't need your shitty weed! I'm high off of life.
Guy2: I wish, dude! I haven't thizzed in months! I've just been so high off of life.
2. Sxe Kid: I don't need drugs to get high! I'M HIGH OFF OF LIFE!!
Junkie: Stfu you fag.
3. Kid: My life is so great I don't need your shitty weed! I'm high off of life.
by monsterrr October 22, 2008
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Get the quick off the blocks mug.I'm going out with a hot chick tonight. I'm gonna torque one off before, so I don't pitch a tent around her.
by the best, no doubt September 6, 2005
Get the torque one off mug.Version 1: An offer from another person that you previously found attractive (sometimes in the heat of the moment) which completely changed your mind so that you are now repulsed by them.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 1:
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
by The Civil Word Servant October 15, 2010
Get the Turn off-offer mug.Term used to describe a person intoxicated to the point where trashed is an inappropriate word to be used.
I drank a 5th of crown last nite an was tore off the frame.
I snorted 2 rails of coke last nite and it had me tore off the frame for about 2hours.
I snorted 2 rails of coke last nite and it had me tore off the frame for about 2hours.
by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003
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