Meat Vault

The underlying area of the female anatomy just below the pelvic region that is mainly purposed for reproduction, typically housing a faint odor of day old fish.

Dude, I hooked up with Rebecca the other night when we were shit-faced and slid my tube steak inside of her hairy meat vault!

by Halosimage February 15, 2021

two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused

I heard two meat slapping against each other!

by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021

Cock Meat Sandwich

A term you’d call your friends to fuck with them or to describe a hot ass titty fuck

“Bro she gave me the cock meat sandwich of a lifetime.”
“Stfu you damn cock meat sandwich.”

by Slim_Shady0409 February 17, 2021

meat grinder shift

a shift, specifically in the industry of specialty coffee and other beverages, in which an extreme number of drinks are served

dude, saturday morning was a total meat grinder shift.

we were grinding meat all sunday afternoon

by notevenabarista February 20, 2021

meat can

A meat can is an ultimate loser, the biggest no life, the fattest man alive, a "meat can". Another term for meat head, except this is something you call someone when you die to them, an absolute meat can.

YOU: "DIES TO LOSER NO LIFE LV.200 KID"
YOU: YOU MEAT CAN UR SO BAD LEGIT GET A LIFE YOU CHUB CAKE!

by not a peenballer March 4, 2021

meat whisker

Something really fucked up

Hey you wanna see my meat whiskers

by MeatWhiskerer March 7, 2021

Hanging Albanian Meat

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.

I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.

by Bob lablah March 10, 2021