better out than in

This is what you say to your mate who is ridiculously drunk or has food poisoning and is getting sick all over the ground.

John:

"Oh gawd Mary. (PUKE!!!) I`m getting sick all over the place!."

Mary:

"Better out than in John!"

by turtle_mania April 24, 2014

Butterball Effect

A scientific theory which explains that regularly eating butter, even a small pat, will eventually turn you into a fat butterball.

At the 10 year High School Reunion.....

Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?

Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.

Gerard: Say what now?

by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009

please do better

A phrase used to encourage one to elevate their standards, behaviour, practices, ethics or generally anything.

Olivia Jachim: omg I cant get any good job cuz all them high paying ones keep testing for drug use and I need my weed!!!!

Sophia Lawson : Uh, Olivia, have you considered that if you desisted smoking every day you could cleanse your body and be eligible for higher paying jobs and thus save and move out of your mother's house?

Olivia Jachim: wtf I'm blocking you how could you say that I thought you'd understand that I'd die without weed I—

Sophia Lawson: Olivia, sweetie, please do better.

by Louis Shipper March 10, 2020

Better half

Your boyfriend/girlfriend. Your present relationship.

Me: What's wrong, dude?
You: I'm having some issues with my better half.

by jesssssssick.aaa. December 28, 2009

Butterflies and Hurricanes

One of Muse's many great songs. It's on the album "absoultion". It features a heart-meltingly beautiful piano solo preformed by Matt Bellamy, i.e. love, in human form.

Lyrics for "Butterflies and Hurricanes"
"Change everything you are
and everything you were
Your number has been called

Fights and battles have begun
Revenge will surely come
Your hard times are ahead

Best, you've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
And use this chance to be heard
Your Time is now
Your Time is now

Change everything you are
And everything you were
Your number has been called

Fights and battles have begun
Revenge will surely come
Your hard times are ahead

Best, you've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
and use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
Your time is now

Don't let yourself down
Don't let yourself go
Your last chance has arrived

Best, you've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
and use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
Your time is now"

Sings Matthew Bellamy angelicly, simutaiously managing to alternate between piano and guitar.

Me:*dies*

by if you say it's indie its not May 19, 2009

bitter

To be perpetually pissed off.

He's so bitter all the damn time.

by Adrian July 3, 2006

Butterface

As in everything about a chick looks good, "but her face."

Damn bitch was hot, then she turned around, and I was like Pete, check this shit out, he said "word" and then we went fishing

by McMichael VanWasson March 7, 2003