Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.

Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!

by LeeWay1974 December 5, 2019

The Mozzarella Stick

The Mozzarella Stick is when you masturbate after eating an entire family size bag of Cheetos and then get a blowjob.

Sally came over last night when i was eating some Cheetos then i gave her The Mozzarella Stick it's not easy being cheesy.

by Chester The Cheeto December 10, 2019

jerry long stick

Sexual act with dick shaped mouses

"I want to start with jerry long stick right now"

by poopierapie January 20, 2020

Amazonian fire Stick

When you run out of lubricant, so you use Vics Vapor Rub to masturbate instead.

Dude, you have to try giving yourself an Amazonian Fire stick, you have a really clear head when doing the deep inhales at spasm time, mega oxygen overload to the brain.

by Deadpools Poodle January 20, 2020

Suck a soup stick

synonym for suck a dick

Bro 50 Shades of Grey is a bad book

Suck a soup stick dude

by ThisisrealIpromise March 30, 2020

Fuck on a stick

To have to balance on a stick while having sexual relations with someone you would rather not have sexual relations. This usually ends with an accident of the stick rampaging the anus.

Well,” fuck on a stick” that sounds like a difficult concern of yours.

by Liger KING April 1, 2020

salmonella on a stick

a word to describe anything out to ordinary

salmonella on a stick wow

by coolerthanukid69 April 16, 2020