Meat Provider

The one inserting their genitalia into another individual in a sexual manner.

He was a generous Meat Provider, very good lover and well endowed.

I am not a Meat Receiver, I’m a Meat Provider

by Meat Provider January 14, 2024

california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016

Meat

1: Flesh of an animal (especially a mammal) used as food.
2: A penis.

1: Delicious, meat!
2: Delicious, meat!

by the random. October 14, 2021

tweazer meat

Pet name for a guy with a micro penis.

Whats up tweazer meat.

by Fruit Loop of Al November 15, 2018

Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023

meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.

We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.

by talusanpurer June 25, 2016

Meat Flower

a sexual position in which a male will take an apple cutter and slice down the middle of his cock

James: after trying the meat flower bc my dad had to drive me to the hospital

Jacob: wow! how bad are the scars?

by bokchoychunghs October 28, 2019