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Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
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lump meat

A males penis that is gurthy. One that has enormously large gameCOCK for ur chicken COOP.
Ey, ey boy, let me pull up and grab sum of that lump meat.
by Mandy Lou & James February 28, 2016
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Meat Mound

The fleshy, nasty mound of meat between Hope Solo's legs as revealed during The Fappening, Pt. 2.
Hope Solo's Meat Mound was on full display during The Fappening, Pt. 2, resulting in mass fascination and repulsion around the globe.
by 58 wolf kennel September 22, 2014
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Meat Tuber

All YouTube content creators and streamers that show their physical appearance, particularly in the gaming and otaku subcultures. The opposite of a Vtuber.
Vtubers are allowed to commit crimes. Meat tubers like you wouldn’t understand.
by Sploinker March 26, 2022
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Experienced Meat

an old lady that you would like to fuck, is very experienced with sex (is just the opposite of Young Meat)
guy 1: dude im fucking bored of regular girls, I want to fuck someone else
guy 2: why don't you go for some experienced meat? they will do the job
by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020
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meat zombie

When someone just eats meat and hates vegetables. Basically has a diet of burgers and bacon. They tend to eat huge amounts of meat without chewing much.
Don't worry about feeding Joe. Just throw a big ole steak on the grill. He's a meat zombie. You don't even need to make a salad.
by MarianneM December 4, 2016
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