Gabe and the Blue Pump Shotgun

Gabe. Gabe loves his blue pump shotgun. It is in his true lore that he loves to go down on that blue pumpy wumpy. There is no stone left unturned when it comes to this blue puma shagugugan and his love for going within the depths of Gabe on 9/11. The twin towers are gorgeous, but not as gorgeous as this shotgun is to Gyabe Gyattidge.

"Have you seen Gabe and the Blue Pump Shotgun?"

"No.. I saw Warren with it last."
"OH NO, WARREN TOOK THE BLUE PUMP SHOTGUN"

by XS Cari November 7, 2023

blue is sus, but red vented.

in among us everyone is sus and that what happens when you play among us.

yellow: blue is sus, but red vented.
brown: periodttttttttt.

by anonymus_me October 8, 2020

Too Far, Blue Car!

A saying used to express the overwhelming feeling that one may experience when an individual pushes the boundaries of a conversation

Aron: You are obese
Matt: Too far, blue car!

by spaghetti97 August 15, 2022

red white and royal blue

A wonderful book that will make you cry. But dont read it around your slightly homophobic and very republican dad. He will ask what its about and you will be lest stuttering trying to figure out which part of the book he would approve of. None. He hates it all.

Me: I am reading a book called red white and royal blue

My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...

My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now

by im gay and bored September 9, 2021

smoke the blue vein havana

To suck on a penis

Hey Babe, come and smoke the blue vein havana

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

blue veined custard chucker

Extremely vulgar term for one's penis.

"How she wished that she was penetrated by his blue veined custard chucker."

by KHD July 17, 2003

Video Game Blue Balls

When you are in the middle of playing an intense video game, and something forces you to quit. For example your mom, girlfriend, bad connection, or asshole friend. You feel like shit because you didn't get to finish the job.

Dude I was just about to get my nuke in modern warfare 2 but my mom turned off my xbox. Total video game blue balls.

I was one kill away from getting a killionaire in halo and my connection timed out. Left me with a case of video game blue balls.

by Papa Fong and Leroy January 7, 2011