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Kitty Fishing 

The learned skill of fishing kittens from under your couch, bed, or any other awkward place they may adventure to by dragging any rope like object near it and slowly pulling it away.
I tried to convince my kitty to come out from under the couch for two hours last night, finally my girlfriend grabbed my shoe lace threw it under the couch and slowly began kitty fishing.. low and behold at the other end of the lace we found my kitty hanging on by his teeth.
Kitty Fishing by Kitty Fisher November 18, 2011
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DuPont fishing lure 

Catching fish by lighting a stick of dynamite and throwing it as far as you can into a lake or river, and then netting all the fish stunned by the explosion. Considered by most anglers to be excessive, it can be time saving if you have a large fish fry to prepare for. It can also lead to late-night visits from the BATFE and/or the Department of Homeland Security.

Named for the DuPont Company, who have been manufacturing explosives in the United States since the early 19th Century.
"Hey, how're we going to get enough fish for tomorrow night?"

"Grab the DuPont fishing lures and meet me at the lake; I'll show you."
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Russian Fishing

Using explosives to fish.

Also used in video games ie dropping c4 on someone from a roof etc....
" I love Russian fishing in BF4, they never see it comin' "

Liquor Fish™ 

a person who consumes so much liquor that it is relatable to that of a fish breathing water;
a party-goer that plans to ingest all of the alcoholic libations provided by their hosts;
a person not supportive of the party spirit and selfish in drinking behavior;
a person that falls under the umbrella of DJ Khaled's "THEY"
Please don't be a Liquor Fish™ at my party this weekend, I only bought three cases of Natty Ice, 2 handles of Fireball, and a fifth of cranberry Burnetts.

Stop double fisting beers from our last case of PBR- you're being such a Liquor Fish™.
Liquor Fish™ by baesedgod August 12, 2016

radio fisherman 

A boat captain who finds his fish only by others telling him where they are at. Its generally offensive to tell a fisherman they are one of these because it gives the impression they don't know what they are doing.
Jake: Sig you don't know how to fish you're just a radio fisherman.

Sig: f*** you @#$% why dont you $#%@ your mother $%@#
radio fisherman by Camjamham May 28, 2018

carry a fishtank 

A polite term to excuse two people to go and privately have sex.
ex. Hey, do you want to go downstairs and help me carry a fishtank?
carry a fishtank by letscarryit69 December 22, 2017

boy’s only fishing trip 

Trip made up by a husband meaning everyone but his wife can go
This is a boy’s only fishing trip, so everyone but my wife can go.