twister dick

When you slam your cock into a chicks mouth and start spinning your cock in her mouth like a tornado

I gave Lisa that twister dick last night!

by Tits67879&3 September 28, 2017

Sandwich Dick

When the scrotum is larger than the shaft and mostly/entirely encases the "fun part" of the genitals.

"His dick is so small" "His balls aren't" "That douchenugget has a sandwich dick"

by Milk Man the Master March 27, 2016

Dick Noogie

Giving a woman a noogie with your bird / dick. Pretty much any place on her body other than a lubricated orifice. Genererally done as last ditch effort to evoke sexual excitement. Or just to be an annoying prick.

My wife rolled over as to avoid me last night. So... I gave her dick noogies to the kidney until she gave in.

by Jolly Colombiano October 16, 2013

Trump dick

A dick so small that it resembles Donald Trump’s belly button weird ass shaped micro penis

Fuck i am so dissapoomted,he’s got that Trump dick
Omg i am so sorry

by Epicureanhoe November 3, 2020

strange dick

When you have sex with someone you don't know.

Yo them Delaware girls are all about that strange dick bro.

by Bluesteel904 October 19, 2017

Dasani Dick

When your dick gets stuck in a Dasani bottle and you start cumming in the bottle

Damn it Daniel you got Dasani Dick

by Big boi 735374756327 November 10, 2020

crusty dick

When you jerk off and let your cum drip down your dick and it quickly dries up forming a semen crust on your penisian head.

I was jerking off and right before I came I realized I had no tissues near me. I had to let the cum drip down and accept the crusty dick.

by DopeyDick October 28, 2015