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Gentleman’s Breakfast

A purchase made before noon consisting of copious amounts of cheap alcohol and a cheap snack
A Gentleman’s Breakfast of two 40s and a bag of peanuts is a great way to start the day.
by Gus Polinski October 20, 2019
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White Trash breakfast

Nothing at the house to eat so I grabbed a white trash breakfast.
by Gpitt April 13, 2020
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Bob Ross Breakdown

When you make a piece of work that can never be destroyed and could never mach your characteristic standards causing you to have a silent melt down every time you think about it
Person A: wow I like this story

Person B: Really! It was the product of like 8 Bob Ross Breakdowns, I actually regret even keeping it.
by smielyman April 23, 2020
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ten minute break

when you want leave somewhere or get off the phone to pleasure yourself you tell the person you’re talking to your gonna take a ten minute break.
sally: “yo imma go take a ten minute break can i call you back?” sam: “yeah ok
by tyrik101 May 16, 2020
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West Texas Fried Breakfast

V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying
Well, boys, thats one more lost to Uncle Jimmy's West Texas Fried Breakfast
by Toenail_eater23 July 14, 2020
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Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
by CPT Ron July 20, 2020
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Kentucky work break

Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.
I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.
by Henry Davy Ghant October 28, 2020
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