on a roll

in the midst of a series of successes

Man, I,m on a roll today. I'd be glad to help anyone who is not doing so well.

by Light Joker April 13, 2007

Face only a mother could love

Someone horrendously ugly. Only a mother would love them or ( maybe not ). They're that ugly.

Salvatore Vitale has a face only a mother could love.

by sjjs2 March 1, 2009

system of a down

A band that created a unique sound by combining armenian and middle eastern elements with heavy metal. People accuse them of just screaming because they're too illiterate to read their lyrics or try to interpit them. Shallow preps hate them because their image is not as flashy as that of a rapper or pop star. Some hate them just because they're afaird listening to "unpopular" music would set them apart from the crowd. One of the few good metal bands in an industry poluted by nu-metal clones.

Me: Have you heard System of A Down?

Wigger: Fuck no, I don't listen ta dat shit, all they does scream about shit dat don't mean shit.

Me: Really, Have you tried to read their lyrics or interpit them?

Wigger: Read? Wut da fuck?! I don't read any shit! And wut da fuck does 'interaypit' mean?!

by Armen April 3, 2004

Snake on a plane

When one receives/gives a hand job under an airline blanket mid-flight.

Jenny gave me a snake on a plane on our way from Dallas to Vail. I blew my venom at 20,000 feet.

by grrr22 January 10, 2012

gamble on a fart

-verb: to venture a game on the chance of an unintendid defecation when passing gas.

I tried to gamble on a fart and lost, i.e. I meant to fart and accidentally pooped in my pants.

by m-o-r-o May 27, 2009

son of a bitch

something you can call a motherfucking bastard.

1: ey man, i stole your credit card.
2:you son of a bitch

by Irishspringgreengreen April 12, 2020

colon of a rhino

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.

Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.

by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011