party poop 

When at a party with many guests , and having to take a dump, you dont want people knowing you're in there shitting , so you go in there , take a dump real fast , wash your hands , and get back out to the action b4 anyone suspects anything.Should take no longer than 3 minutes.

Hey carl , noone suspects that i just took a big shit , cuz i made it a party poop!

party poop by Teflontomdosh June 19, 2007

jesus poop 

perfect poop that doesn't leave cling-ons and yet cleanses your colon; the kind of poop you pray for when in a public bathroom - easy, no straining, and no mess

"I eat Activia (tm) once a day so that I know I'm gonna have jesus poops! Spares me embarrassment, man."

jesus poop by Jumping for Jesus November 24, 2007

Cheerio poop 

The act of feeding a small baby cheerios and witnessing the aftermath....

*walks into the room* "DAMN WTF?! THIS ROOM SMELLS LIKE CHEERIO POOP!!!!"

Cheerio poop by GaiaGadzook September 14, 2009

Sex Poop 

When your having sex,and you excrete fecal matter its very sweaty due to the intercourse your having.

Last night the sex poop wasnt as bad as it was the day after thanksgiving.

Sex Poop by The Nigga A5 October 19, 2010

ghost poop 

styrofoam packaging peanuts

"I opened up the box and before I knew it there was ghost poop all over the floor."

ghost poop by eriador April 7, 2007

Surprise Poop

The water that splashes up your butt hole when taking a shit.

When your sitting on the toilet and the dump is coming out and you think its going to flow like a river into the stream but then ends up shooting like a volcano straight into your ass. SURPRISE POOP!

Surprise Poop by We wanna be WANGSTAS! June 17, 2011

Vagina Poop 

Chidren.

Dude, that guy over there is vagina poop.

Vagina Poop by pyromantaco January 16, 2011