Job

God

Job is so fucking sexy

by Brother Moore October 16, 2019

Nub Job

A nub job is when a double amputee uses their two nubs to stroke a man’s Willy or commonly known as penis to the point of climax.

Leon quickly closed his laptop as he had gone too far and witnessed a “nub job” on a pornographic site.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow October 16, 2019

Job

A job is what people do to get money.

I got money from my job.
I was applied to my favourite job.

by Joshua Dictionary October 19, 2019

job palmer

The most incredible person u could ever meet

Job Palmer is awesome

by Yonddj December 1, 2020

Jim Job

Someone has to pry it open and James has to stick his skinny fingers in.

He pulled a Jim Job back there on Betty.

by Tipsy Siren December 5, 2020

Hand Job

Getting down on your knees, putting your hands together, and praying to God

Mom: “have you given Jesus a hand job today”
Daughter: “What the fuck”

by SuperSonnek December 11, 2020

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!

Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020