N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet
Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
Get the Henson Hands mug.A pencil pusher. Someone who doesn’t get their hands dirty, nor does any form of manual or physical labor. A person with no experience as a handy man.
Person One : “What brings you to the area?”
Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”
Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”
by Weird12u May 28, 2018
Get the pink hand mug.by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018
Get the hand to mouth disease mug.by brendon saville April 21, 2018
Get the one hand man mug.The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
by Jarenticus December 18, 2017
Get the frosty hand job mug.by Shrek the musical December 31, 2017
Get the Shrimp hands mug.by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017
Get the babies and hand grenades mug.