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Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet
Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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pink hand

A pencil pusher. Someone who doesn’t get their hands dirty, nor does any form of manual or physical labor. A person with no experience as a handy man.
Person One : “What brings you to the area?”

Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”
by Weird12u May 28, 2018
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hand to mouth disease

I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.
by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018
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one hand man

Its a man who has one hand
by brendon saville April 21, 2018
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frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
by Jarenticus December 18, 2017
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Shrimp hands

When your hands are both cold and sweaty.
Person 1 grabs person 2s hand

Person 2: dude, you got shrimp hands
by Shrek the musical December 31, 2017
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babies and hand grenades

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here
by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017
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