pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness 

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.

I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness by Zaluh November 29, 2013

Wyatt Blue Grassi-Hoying

An adorable cat owned by Scott and Mitch Grassi - Hoying

Look It's Wyatt Blue Grassi-Hoying

Wyatt Blue Grassi-Hoying by IamtheorigionalDragQueen September 5, 2016

ultramarine blue 

A deep blue color and pigment originally made by grinding lapis lazuli into powder. It is an intense, warm blue commonly used in paints.

Ultramarine blue is the best color ever!

When painting, I always have ultramarine blue on my palette.

ultramarine blue by Blue Fanatic June 1, 2017

Dick blue cheese 

When you're uncircumcised and you have dick cheese but you also have blue balls. So with that combination is dick blue cheese.

Damn my girl wouldn't let me smash cause I was uncircumcised and man I had major dick blue cheese.

Dick blue cheese by Dickbluecheese June 6, 2019

my light-blue 

Looking into the eyes of this person makes you feel like swimming in the most beautiful light-blue ocean of the world, save, fascinated and overwhelmed by that beauty. Like diving deep into the ocean you can loose track about time when diving into those ocean eyes.This girl is your comfort place and makes you wanna come back instantly after leaving.

Person 1: Who is your light-blue?
Person 2: You can't be real asking me that question .. of course my light-blue is ...
Person 1: Your gf Emma isn't it?
Person 2: Emmaa <3

my light-blue by iluvuemski December 12, 2021

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

Brunette blue eyes 

Someone who has brown hair and blue eyes. Most guys think this is the best eye color to go with brown hair. Girls with brown hair and blue eyes are normally outstandingly beautiful and have great personalities.

Hey did you see that girl? She's such a brunette blue eyes.. So beautiful

Brunette blue eyes by Dat_turtle April 22, 2014