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blaire job

"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"

"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."
by Xxqueenbitchhhxx May 8, 2014
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Tickle Job

When a girl tickles your cock

This sorority girl led me to her basement, where she had a leather padded bondage table waiting for me. She strapped me, naked, into the four attached leather cuffs, placing my hands above my head and spreading my shackled feet at the foot of the table.

She began lightly tickling my cock and balls with her fingers. She slowly dragged her nails along my balls and shaft. She pulled out a riding crop that had a silk cloth attached to the end of it and began tickling my cock with it. She was activating nerves and pleasure centers that I didn't even know existed.

For several minutes, she continued teasing me with the soft silk cloth driving me crazy as it rubbed up and down and tickled my erection. The soft, smooth silk felt sooooo good on my cock. I was twitching and writhing against my restraints. I was about to have the best orgasm of my life... but then she stopped and tossed the riding crop to the ground!

I bucked and writhed in agony.

"Ohhhh, babe... why'd you stop?"

She giggled. "Because I was never planning on letting you cum."

"What, why?!"

She climbed on top of me and straddled my abdomen, but avoided touching my cock. She placed her hands on my chest and looked down at me, looking amazing in her skin-tight tank top and spandex yoga pants.

"Because it turns me on soooo much! Big, strong guy like you, and you're completely at my mercy... begging for mercy... that power dynamic is soooo sexy!"
I thrust my hips upwards, desperately trying to rub my cock against something and reach orgasm, but it was no use.
"You know that's not going to work, right?" she rolled her eyes and giggled "Sorry, buddy boy, you're not cumming unless I let you. And you're not going anywhere. In fact, I'm not coming back for you until tomorrow morning!"

"No!"

"That's right! I want you to have the worst case of blue balls you've ever had in your life. If I let you go right now, you'd just jerk yourself off, and that defeats the whole point. Heck, I've got you so horny right now, you might just tackle me to the ground and start dry humping me. "

She slid off of me. I moaned as my cock and balls were aching in agony from being denied the orgasm I craved so badly.

"Awww, does it hurt? Was I too much for you to handle?" She said mockingly. "I'm sorry, sweetie." She patted my chest "Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky when I come back for you in the morning, and I'll let you cum then."

"Or..." she shrugged her shoulders "Maybe I won't, and I'll just keep torturing you with tickle jobs. You just better hope I'm in a good mood... Ohhhh, I just love being in complete control!"

She smirked at my shocked expression before turning around and walking towards the stairs. "Good night, cutie!"

"Wait! Wait!" I cried out

"Sorry hun. Hope you enjoy your blue balls!"

She winked and waved at me, walked up the stairs, closed the door, and left me with the worst case of blue balls imaginable.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys June 11, 2024
mugGet the Tickle Jobmug.

9/11 was an inside job

The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.
Guy 1:“I can’t believe the Taliban would do such a thing”

Guy 2: “nah broski 9/11 was an inside job
by kit____ August 14, 2023
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Drip Job

When a homosexual ejaculates on top of a straight male without his consent.
Lmao that guy just got a drip job from eric
by Baaaadtooth3bonee November 13, 2017
mugGet the Drip Jobmug.

butter hand job

She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!
by Candermusic January 23, 2018
mugGet the butter hand jobmug.

PB and Jobs

A sexual position in which one takes halves of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and places them on the cheeks of someone giving a blowjob. Once the blowjob recipient is about to finish, the halves are taken off and the recipient releases semen into the sandwich. The person giving the blowjob, then proceeds to eat the entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich (with semen).
My girlfriend said she was hungry, so I offered her my PB and Jobs.
by The Grey Poupon Turtle February 11, 2014
mugGet the PB and Jobsmug.

Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied
I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload
by tecopux June 2, 2022
mugGet the Full time Jobsmug.

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