young stains day

young stains's day is a national holiday that was created to celebrate Eastbourne resident: Alfie Nicholas's birthday!

celebrated in Eastbourne, united kingdom young stains day is a celebration of fun and happiness.
there is a parade every April 4th for every young stains day which starts in Hampden park and ends at the beacon (the centre of Eastbourne technology and innovation.)

"hey bro its young Stains's birthday today"
"yeah I know bro the mandem cant argue on young stains birthday"

young stains day: a celebration of alfie nicholas's birthday.

by Mysticoflokiisafaggotclan April 4, 2024

homo-stained

Something Bo said in the movie Cursed that no one understands !!

BRO PLS WHAT DOES THIS MEANNN

"Lets get outta here before we get homo-stained!"

by anonymous April 10, 2024

Houston Staring Competition

An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.

"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"

by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024

reverse straight

five consecutive cards in a poker hand of any suit that includes a K, A, 2, and two other cards in the sequence, i.e Q, K, A, 2, 3. While any half-way sober people at cards night would know that this isn’t a real poker hand, some drunk guy might think he won the pot with this trash.

Bam! Reverse straight, bitches! Rake those chips over here!

by BuellBoy May 3, 2024

Buffalo Straight Jacket

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.

It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?

by Liljohnson69 May 31, 2024

Neo-Straight

One who only dates the opposite sex but enjoys casual intimacy with the same sex.

I love my partner and I'm not worried about him hooking up with guys, he's neo-straight.

by Coach Plump Daddy July 3, 2024

Super Straight

A subspecies of the newly discovered "Complete Jackass" creature. They are extremely transphobic and homophobic towards every other living creature besides themselves. A few notable behaviors that indicates that a Super Straight believes you are part of the LGBTQ+ community and do not like you are them ignoring you, being hostile towards you, pretending to be injured and calling other Complete Jackasses over, and rarely attempting to initiate a physical fight. Though they are somehow capable of speaking human languages and understanding human languages, they are unable to solve the most basic puzzles and complete the most basic non-survival related tasks. A group of Super Straights, or just Complete Jackasses in general, is known as a Complaint.

Zoo Tour Guide: And here, we have the Complete Jackasses.
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..

by abnormaldude July 5, 2024