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Mer-Lumber Jack

A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni
Dana is the most bad ass mer-lumber jack in the world.
by concieted piñata April 17, 2011
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Jacked like Doritos

So intensely ripped that it jacked amount is comparable to the jacked intensity of Jacked Doritos, particularly of the Ranch Dipped Hot Wings flavor.
Ron is getting Jacked like Doritos from his new work-out routine.
by BatguyKittyButt November 8, 2014
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Jack Daniel Duff

He is the 5th member to join the boy band RoadTrip Tv, he is Irish but he is leaving in United Kingdom, he is 19 years old and his birthday is in July 6th, he loves to rap, his stage name is Jack Duff, he is the cutest in the band.
by sweet_fovvs February 12, 2019
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bang my jack

scha-mel : yo nigga bang my jack

rickey: df nigga?

scha-mel: its means call me fat jesus
by clarkson4555 November 23, 2013
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Jack Harlow's Piss

Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning, the flavor exclusive to KFC.

After doing a partnership with KFC, which included his own meal, it is rumored that the Sweet Lightning flavor is, in fact, Harlow's urine.
A: What is that you're drinking?
B: Some of Jack Harlow's piss.
A: Oh, the one exclusively at KFC? That shit slaps.
B: Yessir
by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022
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post jacks syndrome

Post jacks syndrome is a disease that is common after jacks teen evolution.It’s highly contagious among roscommon teenagers from ages 14-16.
Symptom’s include:

flu like illness
tonsillitis
hangover

tan dysmorphia(more common in females)
fatigue
acne (caused by the 20 pounds of makeup on all of our faces)
loneliness

slight depression

In extreme cases you might wake up in 3 different relationships and 7 new talking stages.
Symptoms usually last around a day and a half and there is no cure found.
Yeah lad i’ve some mad post jacks syndrome after last night
by daniel o donnell April 17, 2022
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Jack off coke

The little bit of coke you take home from your bag to snort before you watch porn and try to jack off.
Matty: Hey brigham, here’s a line to take home.
Brigham: Thanks for the jack off coke.
by Kanye1420 May 6, 2023
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