A meat can is an ultimate loser, the biggest no life, the fattest man alive, a "meat can". Another term for meat head, except this is something you call someone when you die to them, an absolute meat can.
by not a peenballer March 4, 2021
Get the meat canmug. The act of lining up and running circles around a male while gripping his penis as you pass by treating the erection as if it was a baton resulting in a multi-person hand job
“Michael went through a rough break up so me and the boys got together for a track meat to cheer him up. We didn’t drop the baton once”
by 86ToyotaCorrola October 7, 2022
Get the Track Meatmug. Navy Seal "Hey! Do you want to learn how to become the best expendable meat you can be!?"
Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."
Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
Get the Expendable Meatmug. 
Tetchra.
by Slimy Johnson February 25, 2023
Get the Meat Ridermug. by Soloskeleton October 7, 2019
Get the You’re sexy and Your meat is hugemug. by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
Get the Meat Whistlingmug.