Troll Job

When one receives a blow job under a bridge.

My girl gave me a troll job while we listened to RHCP.

by PimpMeesh September 18, 2021

Stuff Job

when someone preforms the act of shoving a needle down your urethra, while you recieve a hand job

"hey whats wrong man?"

"last night when betty came over she gave me a stuff job and now i cant pee."

by cling my shaft January 1, 2010

Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...

Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.

by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018

thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017

Smoosh Job

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.

Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.

by Epicwins July 6, 2019

Oldham Job

When somebody pulls on a night out, and takes the person they’ve pulled back to their friend’s place, or wherever their friends are staying for the night.

“You know that girl Dan got with in the club? Well he took her back to Matt’s apartment, where all the lads were staying - proper Oldham Job!”

by El Slobo June 24, 2022

macaroon job

A Macaroon job is a secret wang job you get inside a macaroon shop. Performed by the girl that works behind the counter.

You usually dont want you girlfriend around when this job is performed. This is high class top notch secret business.

(To girlfriend) "Hey babe why dont you stay outside so can go inside to buy you some macaroons? *enters shop* (Girl behind counter) : "Hey big boy why dont you come behind this counter so I can give you today's special... My secret macaroon job."

by ghostories April 24, 2018