Fost Job

An ambiguous term relating to anything sexual or pleasurable in nature.

Guy: Oh man i could really go for a Fost Job right now

by Augie_ May 18, 2011

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thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017

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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

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Jorge Job

The act of pressing two bellies against a dick to jerk it off.'

*In a public romantic setting*

"So babe... I'm kinda feeling the Jorge Job tonight."

"Who the fuck's the third??????"

by George Job January 8, 2025

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when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.

dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!

by metchsucks August 29, 2022

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