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Double Punching 

Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.
Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!
Double Punching by sarcasmis September 5, 2011

Double Tripsy 

a date including two males and two females. of which the dates switch halfway through. so if your date sucks really bad, you have a chance to at least make it halfway decent.
Adam and Eve are a date and Joseph and mary are a date. halfway through, Joseph and Adam switch so that Joseph and Eve are a date, and Adam and Mary are a date. hence Double Tripsy
Double Tripsy by Threddy-g November 9, 2011

double-bedded

To go to sleep in one bed, then inexplicably waking up in a completely separate bed in the morning . Usually in a completely separate room.
"Dude where the fuck is Tyler ? He was asleep when i came in last night "
" Oh he double-bedded last night! He woke up in room 15"
double-bedded by DOR123 November 14, 2011

Double-Chin Karma 

This is what happens when a man with some facial scruff lets himself go by eating too much pizza and drinking too much beer after he gets too comfortable with his pretty girlfriend. Eventually he will think he can upgrade from his current lady and leave her, or she will dump his ass and he will still be left with a double chin that even the scruff can't disguise anymore. He will be a victim of "double-chin karma."
"Damn, Evan's gotten fat since he dumped his pretty girlfriend. He took her for granted and now he's got double-chin karma coming his way."
Double-Chin Karma by ablizzy87 December 30, 2011

Double scoop 

When a person or persons uses two technology devices at the same time.
In relation to triple-dip: when a person or persons is using three technology devices at once.
Can add the suffix split to specify that more than one person is involved in the moment.
Mild "old-school example": a person is talking on the phone while watching TV. Ex: "did you hear me, or did you double scoop?"
Moderate: using your iPhone to check Facebook, while surfing the Internet on your iPad. "omg I double scoop all the time, do u?"

Extreme example: talking on the iPhone while you check a text on same phone, and Instant messaging on your computer. This might also be referred to as a triple-double.

Double Spooner 

dude, i have a raging double spooner right now.
Double Spooner by Toejamfat May 24, 2012