Pritt glue stick

The glue stick is hurting my dad’s dick
From sticking to the dick and have sex with my mom.ban this product now !

Pritt glue stick should be banned

by Jackyho439 January 5, 2024

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the bailey annihilator. perhaps the most cruel and destructive weapon known for humanity. possibly the most dangerous item in the entire universe. maybe even further. one touch with this and you’re gone. it’s main target is bailey. she came into contact with it. the most epic rivalry since king kong vs. godzilla.

Boy 1: “hey man i hear the stick. and bailey are gonna scrap in the courtyard today”
Boy 2: “dope, i’ll be there. she’s gonna get her ass kicked lolz”

by pancake 🖤 March 25, 2021

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Mozzarella Stick

Mozzarella Stick
Verb

The act of two uncircumcised men with smegma docking to create a tube of dick cheese
Noun

A tube of dick cheese created by docking

Yo Thomas wanna come over and make a mozzarella stick

by Thunderblunder April 24, 2025

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Take a Stick to It

Forget finesse; it’s hammer time. When you're fed up with a problem that just won't budge and decide the only logical solution is to metaphorically (or literally) beat it into submission. Usually involves aggressive levels of determination and a touch of creativity

McCarty and Roby stare at the broken irrigation system on the deck.
McCarty: This dang thing's glued shut, I swear.
Roby: (picks up a stick) Sometimes, you just gotta take a stick to it.
Roby smacks the pipe with the stick like he’s auditioning for a drum solo. Water bursts out and they exchange laughs.

by RoflcopteringPotench January 25, 2025

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