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tard of the test 

When you check the class low on a test and it matches up with your score.
Hey bro.. I got a 53 on the chemistry test. Wait, the class low was a 53.. aw man I'm the tard of the test.
tard of the test by cyberfazed February 1, 2018

Hitting up the tea 

Going up to luxury. Living lavishly.
I bet when you go home, you be hitting up the tea

Here’s the thing 

A term one says as they’re about to either give valid reasoning for something (often with a bit of sass) or spew absolute bullshit
Ex. A: “Here’s the thing; if you’re really trying to lose weight, you should probably avoid eating fast food every other day”

Ex. B; “Here’s the thing; you can’t be related to a WWII vet because the Holocaust didn’t even happen”

Sauced off the toss

When you get way too fucked up off the xans and alcohol
Sauced off the toss feelin like a boss

Taking one for the team 

Essentially getting with the most hideous out of a group of potential mates. Typically used in male circles about women, calling this individual the grenade. Doing this would allow for friends to get some.
You'd really be taking one for the team man.

I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.
@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.